This song makes me want to conquer the world.
This is the best version of this song.
So petite. So lovely
I just want you to hold me ‘cuz I’m lonely at the...
“True Life: I’m In a Polygamous Relationship With Ryan Gosling”
naturalmonds: reblor: deepfriedheresy: YESSSS IT’S FOUND ITS WAY TO TUMBLR AFTER ALL THESE YEARS This is still one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Pure gold. This. This just has to be on my blog.
Some songs make you want to do drugs and listen to...
lawlessflogic: Reblog this and I’ll leave a lurid comment in your inbox that will haunt you ‘till your dying day.
tyleroakley: cantgetnoworseee: remember when Jaymi Hensley, member of one of the most promising up-and-coming boybands on the horizon who just signed a major record deal was in a teen magazine talking about his ideal guy and making out with his partner and he was wearing his ENGAGEMENT RING to his boy of three years and you can now literally open a tween/teen magazine and read an...
im lying on the cold hard ground I thought I was the only one who took that song to such a literal level.
dave-ejaculated-then-he: coryoutsidethehouse: hayisfortracecyrus: i have reblogged this literally 23948242 times I FOUDND ITo gfogm i dont know if anyone else remembers the 90s bUT AAAAAAAUHAGAUAAAAAAQGHYGB Chelsea is dating him next
suchordinarythings: My friend tweeted this: and it’s strange to think that this show ended 9 years ago. Yes, it’s been almost a decade since Friends went off the air. For reference, Ben Geller turns 18 this May. Frank Jr. Jr., Leslie, and Chandler Buffay turned 14 this past October. Erica and Jack Bing turn 9 this May. And I’m curled up in a corner, crying over how much time has...
Immensity of fucks
You can’t imagine the immensity of the fucks I’m not giving about your money, your manservant, or the mansion you live in. And I don’t wanna go places where all my ladies can’t get in just grab a bottle, some boys, and let’s take it back to my basement and get..Sleazy, sick of all your lines so cheesy. Sorry daddy, but I’m not that easy. I’m not gonna sit...
Cut the bullshit out with a dagger, with a dagger, WITH A DAGGER.
Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as...– (via dundermiflin, steelrabbitstonecoldfox) (via 87daysbefore) (via tinderheartsandpaperbodies) (via regginageorge) WHO WROTE THIS? If my life was a Chuck Palahniuk novel I would fucking kill myself, or I would already be dead by some other fucked up manner.
Favorite new Kesha song. Love this trashy bitch.
tyleroakley: Coca Cola & 007: an advertising collaboration of epic proportions. Cool, but so pointless.